Lurkers are laughing

Yes, the lurkers are laughing at y'all over the insanity of the troll wars. We don't have TU because we lurk. We don't care about TU status because we lurk. We are, and when I say we I mean me, sick of the fucking diaries about trolls and troll hunters and troll wars and, frankly, troll anything. Yet we know that trolls exist and should be rightly handled. That's not what we're laughing at. No, we are laughing at the non-troll all consuming infighting

Can you motherfuckers just hug it the fuck out?

Most of us don't post regularly, lurkers we are. And we are getting tired of thread hijackings. It is so fucking exhausting to try to read a thread that all of a sudden turns into a crapfest. We are sick of the posts about supposed trolls. We are sick of posts about troll hunters. We are sick of the posts about anti-troll hunters and the inevitable posts about anti-anti troll hunters. "Why did you troll rate me? That better had been an accident." Okay, I get it. I was trolled once. Move the fuck on.

Also, we realize that some of the troll hunters, anti-troll hunters and anti-anti troll hunters are not trolls. Have we not suffered through enough whining about tu status and lack thereof. (If you had it earlier, it's probably a glitch. Life will continue.) We've sat through the endless "he said, she said" shit. Our only recourse at this point is to laugh to ourselves while wishing you motherfuckers would just hug it the fuck out.

Can you cut a lurker a goddamned break?

People are leaving. People are being harassed. People are crying. Yes, crying. Over this shit? Seriously? C'mon!

What drew most of us here is the feeling of being defeated by most of America focusing on this dumb shit. This was our refuge. Sadly, though, the purpose of the site has been diminished by meta craptacularness. (I don't care if it's spelled right. You obvioulsy know what I mean.)

Have I been clear? We're done - not in a GBCW way, who would notice anyway. We come here for the information and when the info is marred by the endless hijacking of "you're a troll" "no I'm not" bullshit, it starts to weigh on a lurker. We don't contribute because someone's already said it, they've said it better and funnier. Or simply because we don't think we'll measure up to the historical standard of a Dkos post. But that standard is being lowered by the minute. Obviously this has some truth as I am typing and you are reading. (That's a recap for the skimmers out there.)

Basically, my weighing in is a signal that shit's gone wild. Things have reached a level of stupitdity that even I can't ignore. For once I feel qualified to inject my meek voice. And that voice is telling you to fucking get over it and focus on substance. (Yet another recap.)

This shit is old. It's tiring. (Recap)

And, if I haven't said it already, hug it the fuck out. (Recap)

That said, I'm going to hug it out with my pillow. Good night. (Not a recap, just an explination as to why I'm not sticking around.)